Proud to be a Browncoat. (shaddi2003) wrote,
Proud to be a Browncoat.

I had a test today in my computer illiteracy class.

Sample Question:
What is an OK Computer?
A) CD by Radiohead.
B) A computer found at Wal-Mart that will die before you can say "Son of a bitch!"
C) A computer made in Oklahoma.
D) All of the above.

So I was done with the 40 question test after five minutes. I, however, did not want to be the first person done. That labels you. Overachiever. I do not, I repeat, do not want to set a precedent and raise expectations. So I left after 10 minutes.

Once again another near-death experience crossing third street. It looked safe, it felt safe, I walked, and starts coming towards me as I'm in the middle of the road. I stop and my thoughts went a little like this. "Fuck! Hmmm...I wonder what ever happened to Rick Moranis?" Needless to say I lived, and I may do a little research on the Moranis-disappearance sometime later. I realized that I can't die. My soul has already left my body, I work at Wal-Mart. I have no fear.

I also realize that every comment like that takes away a little piece of what little job security I have.

Oh well.
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